Cliff Cash: Half Way There
Synopsis
Look, Cliff Cash doesnât want to alarm anybody, but as a North Carolina native with a mom who speaks in tongues, a dad who worked on pit crews in Nascarâs dirt-track days, and a lesbian big sister, heâs starting to think TV might not be making Southerners look goodâless Southern Charm, more Southern Harm. Truly, whenâs the last time you saw a southerner with a multisyllabic vocabulary and explicable storyline recounting a recent hurricane on the news? Then again, what God-and-Dale-Earnhardt-fearing Christian doesnât go a little crazy when the socialisms and the Nobamas are coming to take your daddyâs junk-drawer .38 and your grandpappyâs hunting rifle, âcause theyâre gonna melt âem down to make rings for abortion doctorsâ gay Sharia weddings?
